| haha today i went to THE CITY with Therese, Bonita, and Shanelle.. Melissa drove us. IT WAS SO FUN. hah we went to the big as Nordstrom/mall, Union Square, then we took the bus to Haight street. IT WAS HELLA FUNNY. this one guy just like, talked to us then ended it with a "be safe". it's only funny if you're there.. we were walking then all of a sudden we smell something SOOOO GOOD. we look, and it's CREPE! hella good, we had some of that then walked around the stores. I bought this quarter sleeve blazer and then we walked to Golden Gate Park. .. it was getting dark so we just turned back and took the bus..
.. THE FUNNIEST THINGS HAPPENED WITH THE BUS. first, this one guy with a cart or whatever was all "hey, why did you ignore me! i just wanted to show you my cart".. so he had this cart, and there was this grill in the front, like the ones in front of your car.. HAHAH IT WAS HELLA FUNNY. then another guy went up to him and he was all "hey, you sell magic mushrooms?" then the cart guy was all "no, i don't sell any drugs..".. walks away and mocks him "hey you sell any mushrooms" and he gives this hella funny face.. next thing you know we're on the bus and some guy with a PLASTIC TROJAN HELMET AND A PAIR OF SKUNK SLIPPERS walks in . SITS RIGHT NEXT TO ME and starts talking about the Cosby show, his 2 skunks, a rubber chicken and "KEEPIN' IT REAL". hahahah
i'm just going to put up some stuff he said.. "you know, Bill Cosby, everyone loves his show.. he's one of those people that didn't have to look for a job, he MADE one.. this is what i got here.. with my ducks (he meant skunks).. and you know, i gots to keep it real (pulls out his rubber chicken)...... excuse me ma'm? do you have one of those camera phones? 'no' -cuzz i was wondering if you could talk a picture of me, download it, then print it out.. (HAHAHHAHA).. well yeah, you see these? they're twins (he was talking about his skunks) 'oh, well i see they're very identical' .. (he moves seats) .. thank you for having me in your presence"... next thing you know this other lady comes....
.. they start talking about hella funny ass shit. "oh, so what do you feed your skunks".. 'oh, my ducks? i mean chickens?.. i feed them McDonald's' .. "oh, well there's a mcdonald's right THERE! get off this bus" .. 'oh no, wait Burger King' .. "what, you just said Mcdonald's, you can't always have it your way... so how do they use the bathroom? they just shit on your hand?" '-what?! don't be swearing! they're babies!'.. yeah they eventually get off, and when they do i hella start cracking up. HAHAHA HAIGHT STREET IS FUCKIN' CRAZY. today was fun. hahahahaha
i'll upload pictures later =).. <3'paulyn |